Day One Monday
Thank you for letting me in the door without a keycard even if you don’t know me. I must look safe.
Good morning, where do I hang my coat?
This is my desk? Right by the windows. How nice. I think I’m gonna like it here.
I have my own phone number too? Do I have to answer it if it rings? Just in case, I won’t give the number to anyone.
Is that the delicious sound of a soda coming out of a machine and someone popping it open? Exit my silent declaration to Diet Coke-abstain.
Oh, nice meeting you, too. I must look safe.
Where is the washroom? I must check my pony-tailed hair. I need a key? Please let me in.
This is where I print to? Wait, do I get a trash can?
I’m sure you’re very sweet, and I like your wedding day countdown on your whiteboard, but can you drink more water to aid your dry cough? I’m going to call you Coughers with all due respect.
Is it too early to ask when I can take vacation?
