Day Five Friday
Thank you for the big fridge to keep my lunch cold. Thank you for the hot water to make my nourishing-oatmeal-breakfast.
You have removed my multitude-of-excuses to devour bad food (that will make me fatter). Too bad.
Me? No, I’m not doing anything. Except for reading cnn.com.
Thank you for letting me help with your project. Your guidance was more-than-vague. Too bad. I still figured it out.
It’s 3:30pm on a Friday and you are dismissing me early? I do like this place.
You say that summer is the best time to take a vacation? Summer is the worst time to take a vacation. Everyone else is on vacation.
Success! Week One under my belt. You didn’t scare me away. I’ll see you Monday.

