Heard Around the Office
Statements taken out of context are ever-so amusing. From hilarious to flat-out inappropriate, take a look at things heard around the office.
-I’m going to take just one bite of your bagel.
-I’m not sure I like you in pointed-toe shoes.
-This is not a pissing contest gentlemen.
-(Email sent to the entire company of 1,000+ people) Today is my last day at xxx. It’s hard to know how to say goodbye. I’ve decided to leave each of you with something that will hopefully enhance your life. It’s a long story but completely worth the read…By accepting Jesus as your Savior…(And it goes on and on.)
-Yeah, he’s married. But I know he’ll call back.
-It’s not really lying to the client. They just don’t need to know yet.
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this wasn’t really ‘over heard’ it was said directly to me…
“…i want to return it because i found ‘crack’ in my girlfriends bathroom.”
AND not the same customer, but the same day….”you suck”.
“So, would you ever go back to drug selling?”
- This was said to me today, but if overheard sounds totally wrong. Someone was asking me if I would ever go back to working as a pharmacy technician.
“So while you’re over there getting stoned….”
- This person actually meant “stoned” as in someone throwing stones at you. That was not my first interpretation. (What is with the drug theme with me?)