10 Confessions

Yes, I know. This is a bit too similar to My Ten Truths but confessions are just so much fun. Oh, and yes I know I’m posting my Top Ten on Wednesday and not Tuesday.

1. I still have my hot pink prom dress from high school. And I still look at it fondly.

2. I can’t stand to feel bumps on heads. When it happens, I send the kids to their dad to let him investigate.

3. I’d really like to get rid of our dog but never will. He’s cute, but too many messes.

4. I can’t believe that I have a husband, three kids, a dog, a job, and a house. It sounds so grown-up but I don’t feel so grown up.

5. In my mind I think I’m a size 6.

6. In my mind I think I’m 24.

7. My mind is a pretty awesome place and I’d like to live there full time.

8. I’m at the point in my career where I’m like the people I used to despise – I’m here only for the paycheck and benefits not to validate my existence as a woman and to climb the corporate ladder. I toppled that ladder a long time ago.

9. I unfriended some high school friends from Facebook because they have unfortunately grown up to be just like their judgmental and fanatical parents.

10. I curse way too much and always feel guilty about it.